Big Italian family get-together. Everyone is happy. Good food and drinks are being past around. Beautiful happy people. Then the daughter walks in with her boyfriend and everything stops. The music stops and everyone stops talking and stares. The boyfriend is not Italian. Blonde haired and blue eyed with pale skin, not a drop of Italian blood in him.
The Father starts yelling at his daughter in Italian. Yelling stuff about bring a foreigner into the family and asking why are not her own people good enough for her. He yells for a awhile then starts crying and shaking his head. The daughter a bit hesitant and not sure what to say, blurts out, "But Papa! He wears Italian shoes!?!"
The father immediately stops crying, smiles, holds out his arms, and says "Why didn't you say so in the first place?" The boyfriend is accepted with open arms and everything goes back to being happy.
Possible ending: Everyone begins to move away from the camera and the boyfriend turns to the camera and says, "I love Italian Shoes!"
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